On the first day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me a massive storm upon the sea.
On the second day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me two long-lost twins and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the third day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the fourth day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the fifth day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the sixth day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me six country shepherds, five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the seventh day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me seven rushed disguises, six country shepherds, five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the eighth day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me eight missent letters, seven rushed disguises, six country shepherds, five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the ninth day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me nine fairies scheming, eight missent letters, seven rushed disguises, six country shepherds, five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the tenth day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me ten bloody daggers, nine fairies scheming, eight missent letters, seven rushed disguises, six country shepherds, five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the eleventh day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me eleven forest havens, ten bloody daggers, nine fairies scheming, eight missent letters, seven rushed disguises, six country shepherds, five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Will Shakespeare gave to me twelve sighing lovers, eleven forest havens, ten bloody daggers, nine fairies scheming, eight missent letters, seven rushed disguises, six country shepherds, five tragic deaths, four witty fools, three short duels, two long-lost twins, and a massive storm upon the sea.